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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Heel and toe, heel and toe... slide 2, 3, 4!

Today I taught the kids in my class to do the Heel Toe Polka. It was freakin' excellent. They were mega excited, or what I presumed was excited. It came out a lot like them talking in very loud voices, wiggling around and telling me they didn't want to hold anyone's hands, let alone dosey do. I figured that when I was in primary and high school I whinged, bitched and moaned about having to do dancing, but in the end it was hell fun. It's also hell hard being a teacher with a room full of screaming small boys and girls and trying to teach them dance moves.

Click here to see how it's done. Note: this is not the right music to use. Also, it's good to see the kids in this class are just as crap at it as the ones in mine. I also notice that the way they progress onto the next partner is far less complicated/messy than what I was trying to get them to do. Don't think it would be legal of me to post a video of my grade doing it.. you're just gonna have to take my word for it.

Locating the music was hard enough. I couldn't download it anywhere. Even tried to buy it on iTunes. It was no longer available though... bummer. A lovely girl in my grade said that her dad could download ANYTHING. By god he could, she brought it in the following week. So today we had a heel toe polka feast.

I'm not entirely sure if it's all that excellent of me to be dancing with the kids. The holding hands and all. I figure, if I get sued, fuck it. What a shit world that would be. I'm willing to risk it.

But yes, anyway, in the end I believe much fun was had by all. I lost my voice from all the yelling of instructions. We were all sweaty and thirsty. But goddamn it, there's nothing like that thrill of being 8/9/10 years old and being forced to dance with someone from the opposite sex. I think in the end I'm really doing them a favour by offering them such a broad range of activities and experiences. They were just lucky it was progressive. Perhaps they wont be so lucky next time.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

VISA approved!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Canadian Working VISA approved! Got the email this morning. Bloody exciting! Can book in the flights now. It's all happening!


Friday, October 17, 2008

Online Emotional Wank Fest

Bah... I can't believe I'm posting this. I'm not even drunk. Oh well.



Everybody was right
I deserve better than you
Should have stayed away
You only bring pain and sadness.
Every time I didn't think
things could get any worse
You proved me wrong.
This stretched out torment ends now.
Did you ever love me?
Who cares.
You've fucked it now.
I want no part of you ever again.


Uh... did I go to far? Should I take this down?

Monday, October 13, 2008

Itinerary

I submitted my Canadian working VISA a few weeks ago and am just waiting for them to email me it before I fully pay for flights. Hopefully I get it, screwed otherwise.

These are my plans so far:

Wednesday 28-Jan-09
Melbourne to Auckland

Friday 30-Jan-09
Auckland to Tokyo - Doing a 15 day intrepid tour of Japan. Much excitement.

Monday 16-Feb-09
Tokyo to Seoul to Vancouver

From here I plan to find a share house and job. Not sure what kind of job, anything I can get I suppose... perhaps bar work, retail, hospitality?? Who knows. Hope to make friends, travel around Canada. Be good to go to US in perhaps August for a month. I just wanna go on Roller coasters. Maybe see New York, don't really care what else.. anything.

From here... who knows. Depends on the money. Would really like to check out Mexico, and South America. I have a few friends who are doing something similar. Perhaps volunteer work. See where the wind takes me.

Not sure how long I'll be gone for. Perhaps I'll freak out and not stay too long. Perhaps I'll love it. Can apply for a Canadian working VISA again once one runs out. Those Canadians... sounds ace.

Friday, October 10, 2008

A change?

I've done the whole fresh start before. Move to a town where I know no one and no one knows me. Meet new people. Become the person I always thought I really was. Some normal girl, not the crazy annoying bitch I suspected people thought I was. This is what happened though: I just realised I am a crazy bitch, no new town can take that out of me. With this realisation came a newer more refined, more relaxed version of this crazy bitch. I have embraced the crazy bitch factor and love it. Better than being some boring personality free zone (almost dropped the c-bomb here. Too soon).

I don't think running away from my problems will make them go away, or make me a better person. It sounds hell fun though. An experience. I'm going to "find myself" (again). Can't wait.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Beginning

This is the beginning. I'm pretty sure I don't like the idea of having a blog. I'm also pretty sure I'm not very good at writing in an interesting or well structured way. I plan on traveling though. It seems like a good means of communicating without mass emailing. If you wanna read it, do. If you don't... yeah.

People who write blogs are arse holes. That's what I've always thought anyway. Self righteous, egotistical. Join the club eh... the beginning. Here goes nothing.

Get it up ya!